At the top of my game.
Sleep-deprived, overbooked, quietly unraveling — and still getting it done.
What can I say? I’m addicted to the chaos of the modern age… and somehow, I’m thriving.
This shirt is for those who hit deadlines, dodge breakdowns, and laugh in the face of burnout (then cry a little later).
Messy? Maybe. Impressive? Always.
For:
Chaos connoisseurs with full calendars and hollow stares
High-achievers with questionable sleep habits
Multitasking legends who make it all look effortless
Anyone who’s crushing it and kind of crumbling
The Deets:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
Mood: Peak performance, while holding it all together
Fit: Sharp enough for your to-do list, soft enough for your nap after
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
| 3XL |
28 |
29 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
10 ¾ |
