“We’re on the same team!” — Not in this league.
Chaos is the strategy. Confusion is the vibe. And friendly fire? That’s just good fantasy football in The Stars of Sabotage.
This tee immortalizes a beautiful moment of breakdown: one player yelling “What the hell are you doing? We are on the same team.” while the other gleefully declares, “It’s Sabotage!” — the official mantra of the world’s most backwards fantasy football league.
🌀 Points for interceptions.
💥 Bonus for botched handoffs.
🎯 Legendary status for sacking your own teammate.
This shirt is for:
Coaches of catastrophe
Fans of glorious failure
Managers who drafted on purpose for chaos
🎶 Pair it with our Stars of Sabotage reggae house anthem on Spotify — because even disasters deserve a dance beat.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
The Stars of Sabotage Fantasy Football League.
Where losing plays win BIG!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
