Open Offering Shorts — Temple Bloom Edition

Official attire of the late-afternoon rites, the pre-feast initiations, and the sacred group touch.

You weren’t sent here to behave — you were summoned to worship.
And these shorts? They’re the offering.

Soaked in hallucinogenic geometry and blooming with forbidden flora, these unisex ritual shorts are a textile psalm — sung by the hips, whispered by the thighs, and received like scripture in the dust. Whether you're leading the full-moon chant or just lounging near the sacrificial wine bar, your aura will be... unmistakable.

You are the temple. And the trouble inside it.

Perfect for:
Mid-orgy sermons in the sauna tent
Flirtations disguised as visions
Sun-scorched seduction rituals
Ritual dancing that ends in collective breathing and touching

Features:
Lightweight fabric for desert heat and body heat
A pattern blessed by five nude strangers and one prophet on ayahuasca
Stretch waistband for flexible movement (you know the kind)

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.3" (16 cm)inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining

Join hands. Open hips. Speak in tongues.

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